Wednesday, May 25, 2011

diamonds are a girl's best friend

Does it say the word man anywhere in that phrase? No.

That's because men should not wear diamonds. That kind of bling on a man is just weird. If I see a man wearing a ring with diamonds, a watch with diamonds, anything with diamonds, it's an automatic TURN-OFF.

"Oh hey you're cute....oh what is that shining in my face..."

(walk away)

It doesn't make you G, it just makes you gay.

Diamonds and white sunglasses. Things men should never own. You might as well be wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and this

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

old school

This is a rather incriminating picture. I'm not really sure why I'm posting it for the world to see. What makes it more random is that I found it on my work computer. Yeah I have no idea how it got there.

Disregard the fact that I'm a thief (hence the "PROOF" all over the picture).

I want to say this was back in 2005....maybe. I worked at Six Flags and got to go into the park for free so I went a lot. Oh you didn't know? Six Flags was my first ever job...I was in high school so it was totally acceptable. I got to strap people in, turn keys, push buttons, and speak into a microphone.

Good times.

Things to do this summer

I have to write them down somewhere or I'll forget about it until it's too late. At least that's what usually happens every summer. And if anyone wants to join me on any of these I would not object.

1. Rodeo
2. Demolition Derby
3. Tube Provo River
4. Hike Moab
5. Hike Zions
6. camping
7. Hike Timp
8. Tim McGraw concert
9. Salt Lake twilight concert series
10. Visit Decades, the Green Ant, other random vintage stores in Salt Lake
Visit Lake Tahoe
Horseback riding
alpine slide in PC
Sundance full moon lift ride

I know I'm leaving things be continued..

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


I may or may not be a little bored at work. So you get a post about my hair. Yep. My hair.

This was it a year ago...

And this picture was taken today with my webcam at work (yeah I'm bored). Isn't my office lovely? Very blah.
Anyway, back to my hair.
I'm shocked by how long it is. It hasn't reached these lengths since sophomore year (2007) when I first decided to chop it. That's a long time. And it's not done growing yet! Let's see how long I can go before I go nuts and get rid of it again.

Few things I noticed comparing these pictures:
I apparently don't know how to take a picture straight on.
I have the same awkward smirk on my face.
I wish my face now was as blemish free as it was a year ago.

Dear Gap,

What were you thinking? Seriously...this should not be brought back. Ever.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Katie's car got straight up jacked

Read more about it here.

I was peacefully asleep when Katie crawls into my bed and asks if I can take her to buy new tires.

So that's what we did all morning along with some delicious brunch at Mimi's to try and offset the tragic event.

After finally getting her a new set of wheels, we walked on over to the Beehive Bazaar, then onto Gloria's Little Italy for some gelato, and finally a short trip to the D.I. to find absolutely nothing.

We don't park underground anymore. Way to be Provo.

Thursday, May 5, 2011


I have a slight obsession with Grey's Anatomy. I held out as long as I possibly could but despite my best efforts, I fell.

Freshman year I was introduced to it by Kelsey but I never really got into it, that is until around season 5. I know, random spot to get sucked in, but it happened.

The story line is great, pretty much every episode is riveting. Plus all the beautiful people in the show make it more than tolerable to view. Despite these other reasons, I think I finally decided why it is that I enjoy this show so much.

The music.

I can't think of another show that features better music than this one. They do such a good job of choosing songs that fit perfectly in with the story line and let's be honest, I'm a sucker for music. My life would be incomplete and a sad, sad mess without it.

I will give you a few songs that have joined my life because of this show.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I want to be invisible

Can I just crawl into a hole and hideout....say for at least the next few weeks?